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The Age...Gap.
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Δευτέρα, 13 Σεπτεμβρίου 2010
13:57

Πρωινό κείμενο e-mail...

 At 85 years of age, Roger married Jenny, a lovely 25 year old.
 Since her new husband is so old, Jenny decides that after their
 wedding she and Roger should have separate bedrooms, because she is
 concerned that her new but aged husband may over exert himself if
 they spend the entire night together.
 

 After the wedding festivities Jenny prepares herself for bed and the
 expected knock' on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door
 opens and there is Roger, her 85 year old groom, ready for action.
 They unite as one. All goes well, Roger takes leave of his bride,
 and she prepares to go to sleep.
 

 After a few minutes, Jenny hears another knock on her bedroom door,
 and it's Roger, Again he is ready for more 'action'. Somewhat
 surprised, Jennyconsents for more coupling. When the newly weds are
 done, Roger kisses his bride, bids her a fond good night and leaves.


 She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha you guessed it - Roger Is
 back again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh as a 25-year-old,
 ready for more 'action'. And, once more they enjoy each other.
 

 But as Roger gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him,
 'I Am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well
 and so often.I have been with guys less than a third of your age who
 were only goodonce.You are truly a great lover, Roger.'

 Roger, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Jenny and says:
 'You mean I was here already?'


 The moral of the story:
 Don't be afraid of getting old, Alzheimer's has its advantages.

 PS.  Have I sent this to you already??

 

 


 

ΥΣΤΕΡΟΛΟΓΙΟ:

         ΚΑΛΗ και ΔΗΜΙΟΥΡΓΙΚΗ ΣΧΟΛΙΚΗ ΧΡΟΝΙΑ!

 "ΕΠΕΝΔΥΤΙΚΗ" ΕΠΙΛΟΓΗ ΓΙΑ ΤΟ ΦΕΤΙΝΟ ΧΕΙΜΩΝΑ ΑΣ ΕΙΝΑΙ ΚΙ ΕΝΑ ΛΕΞΙΚΟ

ΤΗΣ ΑΡΧΑΙΑΣ ΕΛΛΗΝΙΚΗΣ ΓΛΩΣΣΗΣ...

 

 

 

Σχόλια

13/09 14:01  Α45
Πολύ καλό...και διδακτικό ίσως...
13/09 14:25  ΣΟΛΩΝ (όχι ο σοφός)
!Φοβερό!
13/09 14:48  cell
ΣΟΛΩΝ (όχι ο σοφός),Α45,
χαιρετώ σας!
Καλή και χαμογελαστή εβδομάδα ...:-)
για όλους!
29/09 14:03  jerri
Άψογος ο Γηραιός...
29/09 14:05  cell
One way or another...:-)
17/01 13:13  cell
The Difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED

People say there is no difference between COMPLETE & FINISHED...
But there is ... and it 's a HUGE ONE!
When you marry the right one,
you are COMPLETE...
And when you marry the wrong one,
you are FINISHED...
And when the right one catches you w i t h the wrong one,
you are... COMPLETELY FINISHED!
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